I Want to Be an Emo Kid
I want to be an emo kid
And wear women's jeans,
While acting oh so sensitive
With flaky emo queens.
I want to be some Jeff or Mike
With piercings and black shoes,
Wearing my hair with bangs and spikes
With greasy hair mousse.
I want to wear some Dickies pants
And glasses with thick frames,
Engaging in a constant rant
About all that's lame.
I want to start some emo band,
Where I can be so cool,
Then I can get a piece of ass
By acting like a fool.
I want to mope, whine and bitch
About not being free,
While getting blown by psycho chicks,
Who are obsessed with me.
I want to dominate the scene,
To scream that I'm unique
Among impressionable teens,
Who think that I'm a freak.
But then, for sure, I'd be a lie
With countless ones like me,
Who think a statement makes a man,
Not his ability.
March 5, 2007
Copyright © 2007 by Alexander Shaumyan